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A person native to West Virginia, like myself. Don't pay any attention to that guy who wrote the first definition. He obviously is utilizing his vast knowledge of narrow-minded stereotypes about a state he probably has never visited.
I'm proud to be a West Virginian. Montani Semper Liberi.
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Most commonly a native, but can also be someone who has lived there their whole life. Someone who has more pride for their state than anyone else. Someone would rather die in these mountains than ever live in the city.
It also has nothing to do with being a hillbilly or a redneck.
1)I'm a proud West Virginian, i fucking love West Virginia!!!
2)You know you're a West Virginian when you have a party for every Mountaineers game. ;)
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1.A person native to the land of West Virginia.
2.A person who likes to have sex with other members of their family.
3.A redneck who could not figure out 2+2 if it was written right in front of his face.
Hey you and your sister are really close, hey could you be a west virginian
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The method by which a penis or any part of a penis is removed by the involuntary bite caused by kicking in the jaw a person whom is currently engaged in the act of felating said penis.
"Hpw do you circumcise a guy from West Viginia?"
"I don't know, how?"
"You kick his sister in the mouth..."
"oh so that's a west virginian circumcision."
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A west virginian lawn mower is when an individual cums into his hand and places his hand on his partner's unshaved pussy, gives it time to dry, then rips his hand away. Usually performs with said individual's mother.
Yo dawg i gave my mom a wild west virginian lawn mower last night, no shave november does have its benefits.
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Having sex with livestock during a barn dance or similar country gathering or celebration. Typically done under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs. The act must be witnessed by fellow party goers, who may cheer on the offender due to also being under the influence.
Gerald: Hey, Bill, where did Mitch go during last night's barndance?
Bill: Oh he done got shitfaced on moonshine and commited a West Virginian Party Foul
Gerald: A wha?
Bill: Dumbass fucked a sheep in front of everyone, and the damndest thing about it, the sheep had panties on.
Gerald: Sumbitch fucked my Gloria!?
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When some one shits in another persons asshole , then pours spices into it and lets it ferment.
Me and my gf were tucking around so now we’re making a West Virginian trochee