wet a rock

to pee outside

excuse me while i go wet a rock

Wet Rock

When your moms a slug but not really, She's more of a rock.

My mom's a slug but not really she's more of a wet rock.

Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.

“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”