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The act of breast feeding yourself
I walked in on Emily FURIOUSLY wet bagging herself.
A game in which a brown paper grocery bag is set up right on the floor. Participants try to balance on one leg while bending over forward to pick up the bag by grabbing the top edge with their teeth.
No hands may be used to touch the ground or the bag. Once a round has completed, tear about an inch down off the top of the bag, progressively shortening it as the rounds continue and increasing difficulty.
Called wet bag for the amount of spit swaping, or wet from the blood of smashing your face and teeth into the ground.
Often played with a large amount of alcohol.
Jimmy broke his teeth playing wet bag last weekend.
Daniel L. is the wet bag champion.
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A projection on or of another individual in one's social circle (or not), who upon invitation of
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
Oh Hell!...Jethro...If you're gonna stand there with your MAGA hat & pitchfork & Not storm the Capitol!,
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...
Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....
Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
Extremely weak or worthy of ridicule. From the phrase, "Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag."
John is such a weakling, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
Yesterday's football match was rubbish, it was nothing but a wet paper bag fight.
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When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.
"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"
"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"
"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."
When a person is aroused and ready for sexual intercourse. This term originated from a bag of lettuce that is close to expiring and there is visible condensation on the inside of the bag.
Synonyms: horny, DTF, good to go, etc.
“How was Netflix and Chill with Sammie last night?”
“Great! When she showed up to my place she was already wet in the bag.”
Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB
Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.
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