wet down

The act of urinating all over the walls, floor, and ceiling of a public restroom, paying particular attention to the toilet paper. This move is especially useful when the bathroom is a fucking mess. In some situations, a brown down might be preferred.

Guy 1: That fucking waitress was such a twat.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's why I gave the bathroom a wet down.
Guy 1: Awesome. Did you get the toilet paper?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah!

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Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

wet me down

when in doubt. you wet yourself/neighboring brotherine, down.

jenna:i'm bored. really.
meghan:wet yourself down.
jenna:wet me down.
meghan:i started that you fiend.
jenna:eeeeeeek!

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Wetting Down

Noun; American
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.

"Oh my god,Are you going to James, Dakota and Ian's wetting down? I hear they're having the Coors light flown in fresh!"