Not-wet Person

Insult, as used by Spongebob Squarepants toward Sandy Cheeks, towards land creatures. As predictable, this certain land creature is not wet from being submerged in the sea.

Take that back you... not-wet person!

Wet Personality

A personality that is highly unstable and unattractive.

My dude's got a wet personality; he said that dogs are basically cats, I disagreed, and then he ran away crying!