wet pipe

Someone who is usually of the female species who has the fundamental brain of a pipe. They seem as if the only thing flowing through their brain is water

"She's such a wet pipe, she doesn't understand anything"

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pipe wet

The term used when one is getting their "pipe" (penis) "wet" (blowed). Usually used in public. Another term for a blowjob.

Yo did you get your pipe wet?

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pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.