wet the willy

Another term for a quickie. Just to slip it in and back out and then be on your way.

Baby, I have such a busy day ahead of me. Can I just wet the willy before going into work?

wet wet willy

To finger bang a girl then proceed to give her a wet willy.

Don't make me give you a wet wet willy!

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wet wang willy

after recieving head from a woman the man may proclaim "look behind you" and as she turns her head shove his wang in her ear. the result a cum and saliva filled ear that has been rendered useless for the rest of its existence

BLAMMMMM. i was struck in the ear with this massive schlong. i awoke to the bright lights of a hospital only to find i could no longer hear

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Wet C Willy

When a male ejaculates on his finger and sticks it in a females ear

Kur: “YAAAAAAAAAAS gimme that Wet C Willy!!!!”
C Willy: “Oh you want this WETNESS!?” *ejaculates on finger and sticks in ear*

Wet Wipe Willy

Slang used to expound on "shitting" on a competitor
Created by Nicki Minaj in the "Nictionary"

I'm clearly wet wipe willy...hoe!!!

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wet your willie

its where you suck your own genitals

that guy totally just wet his own willie

did you wet your willie?

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wet willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own saliva, and inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

I pinned Julie to the ground and gave her a wet willie.

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