whale riding

When a man goes up to a women in a bar, gives her a hug and whispers in her ear that she is the fattest and ugliest thing in the world. Then he see's how long he can hold on to her for.
Winnner of whale riding is the person who holds on the longest!

(In a bar) man goes up to a women and says:

"you are the fattest thing in the room"

See's how long he can hold on

Friend: "you are the best at whale riding"

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Whale Ride The Whip

The Act of sticking your hand out of the window in a vehicle traveling faster than 35 MPH and following the waves of the wind as your hand moves up and down like a whale jumping out of the water

Yo yesterday i was driving down the street with my friends and they started to whale ride the whip.

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