What The Fuck Fuck Fuck!

Same thing as saying what the fuck? but fo people who add dramatic effect with more cussing.

dude: did u hear sally totaly flashed the principal?

dude2: what the fuck fuck fuck!

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What the Frazier fuck

When a large amount of fuckery occurs involving a convention show runner and you are at a loss for words

James owes everyone how much money?! What the Frazier fuck!

What The Figgity Fuck

What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.

Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?

Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?

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what the motherfucking fuck

Bad word. Its better if you wont know.

What are you doing? What the motherfucking fuck!

what the ACTUAL fuck?

Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

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What the literal fuck?

Used to class up and/or multiply the sound of a standard 'what the fuck'.

Compare to 'what the actual fuck'.

'Hey bro, I shit on a banana peel on satursunday.'
'What the literal fuck?'

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What the Flyin' Fuck

exasperation; total disbelief; suprise; When what the fuck just isn't enough.

When used by itself:
Usually heard coming from the garage or the basement when your dad finds his tools missing or broken.

Used in conjunction with:
-is wrong with you!
-are you doing?
-is this shit?
after same dad confronts you.

Dad:(finding his tools missing) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK!

Dad:(finding you with a plunger up your ass)WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is wrong with you!

Dad:(finding your stash under the bed) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is this shit?

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