Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.
Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?
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What's up with that?
From rhyming slang: what's the story? = what's the john dory? = what's the john?
Tank: Simpsons aren't on tonight. Big Brother is on instead.
Dave: What's the John?
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1. To express contempt, surprise, or general dissatisfaction.
2. John Kane as being the substitution for any and all vulgar expletives/slang.
Guy #1: I just cut off my finger!
Guy #2: What the John Kane!
Mr. Deane: Where is all your homework? What the John Kane is going on here?
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The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means
how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?
The act of taking a huge dab to become really high
Hey man, what do you say we go say what up to John after church?
little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.
what does little john john mean?
what you say when you see something that really shocks you or confuses you.
Me: sees my maths teacher
Also me: What the john.