what the duck

(1) Used as a safe substitute for what the fuck in most contexts.
(2) Used to convey a special uniqueness and/or creativity in cursing.

Your little brother takes your gold:
What the duck do you think you're doing with my gold?

Your 'friend' leaves for a lunch break while you're in the deepest part of the dungeon:
Dude, you totally left me to get pwned all alone! I mean, what the duck?!

A friend makes a decision that suxx0rz:
What the duck is the matter with you?!

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What fe duck

What de fuck, just switch the d and f

404:example of "what fe duck" is not found

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what the fuzzy duck

a safe way to say what the fuck without getting introuble

mom:son clean your room now
son:oh what the fuzzy duck mom
mom:what you say to me boy?
*smack**smack**smack*

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what the duck!

Used instead of the actual curse word to sound more appropriate
can be used in public

What the duck! Don't tell me you're serious

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what the duck

A usual replacement for what the fuck. Autocorrect also does this.

person1: heaaahshzvhcdkajslaksaskajdsjadkajdladjkasdja

person2: what the duck is happening with you