what you doing

A text sent by a dude who wants you to come over for sex. Usually sends it to more than one person at a time to increase his chance of getting lucky. (the recipients are not aware that he has sent the text to anyone but them) If he gets more than one response, he replies to his preferred option. The non-commital nature of the question makes it difficult for any of the unchosen options to accuse him of any wrongdoing.

(Sends text to four girls) "what you doing"
Girl number two is first to respond with "not much, what about you?"
But before he can respond, girl number one (his preferred option) replies! She says "I'm free, wanna catch up?'
All he has to do now is tell girl number two he's tired and is going to bed and tell girl number one to come on over!

booty call brush off casting the net

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what you do?

A shortened version of a variety of questions to ask what a person is doing, such as 'What are you doing?' used by a group of people in urban London, Tokyo and certain parts of Australia.

Person 1: What you do?

Person 2: I do you.

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what you do?

A shortened version of a variety of questions to ask what a person is doing, such as 'What are you doing?' used by a group of people in urban London, Tokyo and certain parts of Australia.

Person 1: What you do?

Person 2: I do you.

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for what you do

well wishing

like

be well

So i checked your profile and was really impressed by how thoroughly you have stepped up your game. You look nice, haven't changed a bit, rocking the hair and all. You have the perfect voice for what you do. Sorry, don't mean to be intimidating. Champion the artist yea?

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what you doing tonight?

When you have a retarded friend and you ask this they will say your mom.

Kid: What you doing tonight?

Kids retarded friend: Your mom.

do what you do

if someone is mad at you for something and they dont want to have anything to do with it or you they'll tell you "do what you do". because they see how you are and plan on doing their own thing.

it's kind of along the lines of "whatever" and "you just do you, I'mma do me".

after you've been seeing this guy/girl for a while and expected them to be exclusive to you and they tell they're about to go n hang with this girl/guy they like, and it goes something like this:
"are you mad?"
-"no do what you do" (meaning yea im mad but peace out, if you're gonna pull a stunt like this, im out. have fun with you new bitch)

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you know what you doing

taken from the zero wing dialect (see all your base are belong to us). stands for you know what you are doing, or we're counting on you. Usually achieved by launching all zig for great justice, when we have no chance to survive and are making our time.

"I know what im doing!"
"you know what you doing! launch all zig, for great justice!"

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