where are my glasses?

Famous words of a certain professor, glasses are usually in shirt pocket.

Where are my glasses? Ahh damn they are in me shirt pocket

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Wheres my fucking glasses?

A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.

Ahhh Shit! Wheres my fucking glasses?

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