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a phrase to call ones self or ones girlfriends/friends after the girl in question has been out sloppily drinking whiskey and sloshing it down her chin (where it drips into the bra) or directly into the cleavage.
unisex: can also mean when one is hammered from whiskey.
"Man, Dawn came home completely whiskey tits last night"
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to breastfeed while drunk.
Last night the baby slept all night after feeding on whiskey tits.
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A pair of exceptionally large breast in reference to the size of whiskey barrels sitting upon her chest
I met this chick from new york last night and she had a huge pair of whiskey tits
I had a rough day at work I need to suck on a nice pair of whiskey tits to relieve my stress.
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The act of filling 2 zip loc bags full of preferred whiskey, putting the bags into a double d bra, then strapping said bra to a smaller chested woman and concealing with a shirt. This is used to smuggle alcohol into large sporting venues that forbade such drinks.
They don't serve alchol in Tiger Stadium; but luckily ole gal keeps a set of whiskey tits so I get hammered for the whole game.
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the dream of a baby, to have a mother whose tits dispense whiskey as opposed to the tradional milk. If evolution occuredthen for a lactose intollerant baby this would happen
the baby and the father are fighting over the mother's whiskey tits.
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Fat perky sweaty male boobs.
Something you scream out loudly while running thoward your fat friend, with both hands aiming for each of his sweaty man boobs.
A perfect result should end in,
a loud scream and lots of whining.
Side effects: Sticy hands, and a whining buddy.
At some public place with lots of folks:
Jonas " WHISKEY TITS!!!!
Mike " Uh...?! "
Jonas twist it.
Mike " Aaaaaaaaaah, what the fuck man!!! "
Mike " What the hell did you do that for.. "
Jonas " ITS FUN "
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Male gynecomastia (enlarged breasts), aka “moobs,” caused by estrogen from the wooden casks in which whiskey is aged.
If you're a casked-liquor drinker, may want to switch to something non-wooded (eg. move from scotch to vodka). Estrogen from the wood has been known to cause whiskey tits.
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