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The art of cumming all over your partner's lower face regions, giving the impression of a beard.
Ew girl, you got a white beard, shave that shit!
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Fucking a large-breasted woman's tits until you come onto her chin to where when she stands up it hangs like a white beard.
"'I rammed it between her breasts," said Herb. 'Then a sea of come under her chin. When she stood up it hung there like a white beard. She needed two towels to mop it up.'"
-From "The White Beard" by Charles Bukowski
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Can't grow a beard? Next time you're at home, simply apply shaving cream to your face in the shape of a beard, leave it on, and go about your day.
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A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.
Examples of "White Bearded Lie":
If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.
Yes fluffy will go to heaven.
If you lie your nose will grow long.
Too much TV will make your eyes go square.
Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.
When a women gives oral and pulls out of a women's mouth at the very last second and ejaculates on the women's chin, dripping down horizontally so that the thick cum repels down like a pointed beard.
"Last night, my girlfriend was giving me head, and as i pulled out, she had a White Sensei beard. Sorta made me think she was actually asian."
This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.
"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"