white flash

1. An unfortunate phenomenon seen in most white women wherein they will age the equivalent of 5-10 years in only a 6-18 month time span.

This usually occurs at some point between the ages of 18-26.


2. A general description of how poorly white women age. hypothesized to be due to a high sensitivity to sun damage.

1. Carol was ridiculously hot when she graduated college, but after an unfortunate white flash around age 21, she now looks fairly plain...and kind of chubby.

2. All the white girls at my high school were gorgeous. But now, despite being only in their mid-to-late 20s, most are wretched with cankles and catcher mitt faces.

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