white hip

A white person that is actively bringing hip back to being a white person. On the line between being an upstanding citizen and white trash; just trashy enough to be hip, but with real class. See Vanillia Ice circa 1991. Not to be confused with a hipster, which is a person that wears overly tight jeans to accentuate their lack of muscle mass, thereby shifting society's focus to their smug and condescending sidestream demeanor.

Have you seen Dave Merandi lately? He's looking so white hip in that tuxedo whilst rocking those Puma Clydes. Just looking at that mother fucker makes me want to drink a Natty Light and dance.

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