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An affectionate name for cocaine.
"Hey man, I am done partying -- I'm off to bed."
"No dude, lets crack out the White Jesus."
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The false depiction of Jesus Christ that appears in paintings and all different types of media. Most people don't know the fact that Jesus in reality was an ancient Palestinian Jew. He wasn't the handsome white guy that's portrayed in movies and artwork.
It's that awkward moment when the Ku Klux Klan and all the racist Christians find out that the White Jesus they've been worshipping is actually a Middle Eastern Arab and not white at all.
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An incorrect depiction of Jesus (the central figure of Christianity) invented by Western painters to identify with the Christ better during those times.
Racist Christian: I just don't get why all the non-whites don't bow down to White Jesus.
Non-racist Christian: Dude, Jesus wasn't white. He was Jewish. There's a difference.
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high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.
Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.
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Aboriginal term for a white person, less rude than more common "white cunt", but supposed to have the same connotation.
Aboriginal man: Gimme some money you white Jesus
Centrelink Officer: I'm sorry, it is not your pay day
Aboriginal man: Youse white cunts is all the same.
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A phrase used to praise anything for which a white Jesus would be responsible. There are a variety of Jesuses all of different races which must be praised at the proper time.
Praise White Jesus! Somehow I got to work on time.
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