White men can't jump

Used to express the idea that white men can't jump as high as black men can on the basketball court. Also used to express the stereotype that white men can't play basketball that good.

White man: "Come on man! Let's go outside and play some basketball!"
Black man: "Bruh you know white men can't jump"

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white men can't jump

a phrase often used in basketball, often when playing 2s and 1s with boys named rory

'oi rory, don't bother trying, white men can't jump!

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White Men Can't Jump Theory

White Men Can't Jump Theory is a tale as old as gravity, due to the evolutionary trait of white people having less joints in their legs, they cannot jump the same height as minorites. Whenever they try and play hoops, it's classified as a hate crime and a medical emergency due to the sure fact their legs will give out after the last slam dunk.

"Hey look, Tyler's gonna dunk that basket!"

"Oh shit, forgot about White Men Can't Jump Theory."