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White Mike

a white male typically raised in black/urban environment, adores black women, despises and rejects anything caucasian including white women. Adored by black women. The only white guy at the party that everybody loves. Possibly a rapper or dj. Blacker than some of his black friends proving the "white" in White Mike is actually quite ironic. Fly ass dude.

White Mike gets more black girls than me.

White Mike is black, he's just real real lightskin.

White Mike knows all the bad bitches

by christopher michaels June 23, 2010

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White Mike

Any of your typical run of the mill white guys in their early/mid 20's who acts as ghetto as possible. Can typically bee seen sporting the white wife-beater and backwards ball cap. White Mikes love freeloading and will doing ANYTHING for certain goods and services. White Mikes can be seen around public parks and pools trying to pick up girls that he can "t-t-t-turn it over and hit it."

"Hey isn't that White Mike trying to get free water from that pizza place?"

"Man, I wish someone would put White Mike out of his missery."

"Hey guys, White Mike is trying to pawn 'House Party 4' any takers?"

by I Heart WhiteMike 4 EVER July 16, 2006

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White Mike

Anyone named Mike who deals/does cocaine.

Let's head over to White Mike's and get some coke.

by Packers Lounge May 25, 2013

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Mike White

An awesome person who has bad taste in political affairs and watches to much American Idol . Eats way to much Chocolate Chips and Cheese. Manorexic lol.

To Mike White is to vote republican in any election lol.

by Chelsea Daley October 5, 2008

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White Mike

A little white bitch.

Oh shit there "white mike"

by @yurgirlR.H September 17, 2021


White Mike

Gotta beat White Mike to be White Mike

Aye yo you see Preston over there?
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.

by ROSKY ASSCLAP-SUPREME April 5, 2021


mike whitely

a cock loving bitch who is lord of games

ur being a Mike Whitely

by mike is a bitchassnigger December 8, 2008