white people rap

Rap with lazy beats like a drum loop played over another drum loop, and the rapper says plain, every day crap but insanely fast. Suburban kids, pot heads, and white girls think this is edgy, talented and real rap.
Examples of this bullshittery include Brother Lynch Hung, Tech 9, Hopsin, almost every white female rapper in existence, and Celine Dion's rap. No, seriously, look it up. Thats what they like over 2pac.

My boyfriend was motor boating my tits, sneezing and having a epileptic fit all at the same time while somebody drummed on a tin can. It sounded just like white people rap. So I recorded it, sold it, and made 15 million dollars!

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Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown

The next new Reality Series for the fall lineup. Get this. We take ten white teenagers from Suburbian America, put them all in the same house to live in for six weeks, and every week eliminate one in a Rap Battle until only one is left, who'll win a recording contract on Shady Records. Guest judges will be Christina Aguilera, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, and Sarai. Coming this fall to a TV near you. Most likely will be aired on UPN.

White People, come for "WWe Smackdown!" Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.

Black People, come for "One-On-One", Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.

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