White Room

A term used to describe the white blindness experienced by a skier when making epic turns in deep, fresh, light powder. The skier's vision is completely obscured from snow kicked up by the skis, appearing as if he were inside a white room.

Michael: "Dude those were some rad turns on that run!"
Tom: "Yeah brah, I was in the white room the entire time!"
Together: "Sweet!"

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Painting The Room White

an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.

Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.

Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!

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White Room Syndrome

A lack of any detailed description in stories, novels or plays that leaves the setting vague and undefined.

Mortimer: "The novel's first chapter had such White Room Syndrome, I didn't know if Jim was in a store looking for a DVD of the Emoji Movie signed by Obama or voyaging through space for it"
(The above example is exaggerated for humor/humour)
Mortimer: " 'She ran inside the beautiful room, and waved to her friend in the room' This lacks any description about the room or her friend, therefore it has what we writers and readers call, White Room Syndrome"