White Southerner

The most peculiar breed of white people.
They talk really funny and use weird terminology.
They are super evangelical and will vote for any Republican candidate.
Many only listen to Christian music and think mainstream music is evil.
For some reason, they're obsessed with College and High School sports which are basically the athletic equivalent to Christian entertainment. Mainstream is evil, and therefore, they must find a subpar alternative.
They're highly sober. It would be easier to find an alien race than a white southerner who drinks alcohol.
They have strict views on gender and family. They still raise their kids the same way they did 40 years ago. Many families still believe in the breadwinning father and the caregiving mother.
They also have very strict views when it comes to sexuality. They believe in saving sex for marriage and only having it for procreation. They're anti-contraception. They only have sex in bed and in the traditional missionary position. They don't believe in sexual roleplay. They're against sex toys. And they're virulently anti-LGBTQ.
They don't care about the environment. They drive large pickup trucks for no reason and hate hybrid and electric cars. They also despise the concept of Earth day and think it's far-left propaganda.
They also love guns. They believe anyone who doesn't like guns or supports gun control is going to hell.
In conclusion, they are the weirdest people in the world.
Examples:
George W. Bush
Roy Moore

If Ned Flanders ever wanted to look like an agnostic (or someone who talks normal), he should stand next to a white southerner.

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Old Southern White

A dog, usually white with a black colored eye, Petey from little rascals was an old southern white. also known by other names, White English, Old English Whites, Old Country Bulldogs, Old Southern Whites, Alabama Bulldogs, Georgia Giants and American Pit Bulldogs

Petey was an old southern white not a pitbull!