white thunder

An explosive load of semen excreted from a man's penis after a lack of sexual interaction.

1) Sean hadn't had sex or beat off in weeks so when that chick went down on him last night he nearly knocked her head clear off with WHITE THUNDER!!!

2) I blew a huge load and screamed "WHITE THUNDER BITCH!!!!!!!!!"

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White Thunder

A name of a legend that lives within us all. Charisma, courage, muscle. All traits of such a clever man. Always trust someone known to be White Thunder, he will not let you down.

"Man, I wanna speak to Brittney but she is talking to that guy."
"Bro, you're gonna have to wait a while, he's a white thunder, she's already wanting to start a family with him"
"FUCK SAKE"

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white thunder uppercut

When a man with strong willpower cums on a chick's chin with such velocity that her head cocks backwards likened to an uppercut.

"Damn that girl was on her knees just begging for me to cum, and I thought I should white thunder uppercut that bitch into cardiac arrest"

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White Chocolate Thunder

When a typical summer storm goes abnormally astray and pours chocolate when it thunders.

Willy Wonka and the White Chocolate Factory (Racist Bitch)
Dayum girl, I've never seen a girl dance like you. You're like White Chocolate Thunder

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