white walled balls

When a man (me) with itchy balls uses too much gold bond his sack gets a tough outer enamel made of compacted powder and dried sweat.

I have white walled balls so bad it looks like I fucked the easter bunny.

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White Wall Ball

When you fall asleep at someone's house and they paint your balls with white out and they stick to the wall of your leg.

Dumb guy: What the fuck dude
White Waller: Yeah man, you shouldnt of fell asleep last nite, but your white wall balls came out nice