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"I JUST BOUGHT SOME WHITE WINE FOR THE LOW"
"YOU KNOW I GOT THE WHITE WINE"
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The teenage girl's kryptonite.
Stacey never paid me much attention even though I'd wanted to bang her since the 3rd grade, she was always so prim and proper. Then last Friday night I bumped into her at the bar and being a gentleman I offered her a drink.
4 white wines later she turned into Audrey Hollander it was like Jekyll and Hyde, but with sex.
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the food and drink favored by the Beaver Boys, two party/club boys who have been known to ditch their superhot dates in order to consume these delicacies. the ratio of shrimp-to-white-wine must be perfectly balanced or else one or both Beaver Boy(s) goes into septic shock.
After an active night in the clubs doing the Richardson Richardson and the Shrimp Walk, the Beaver Boys love to eat lots of shrimp and white wine which they often puke out all over themselves.
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When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises
"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."
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The consumption of white wine by more than one woman which leads to rageful female behaviour targetted at men. Akin to rye rage for men.
White wine rage includes: Drunken late night text messages that begin with "you are dead to me."
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a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe
Ladies we're having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. What flavor ice cream should we order for room service.
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A homosexual. One who enjoys a bottle of white wine and the company of a dude.
A gay can be known as: a fag, a fairy, a white wine drinker, anyone English..."
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