whitney biennial

when a male ejaculates wildly on an individual's back, resulting in an "artistic" design reminiscent of the modern art featured at the Whitney Biennial.

named as such because the 2008 whitney biennial was universally panned by critics for its self-aware, art-school pretentiousness. the sperm whitney biennial is very pollack-nouveau.

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male: "oh, it's beautiful"
partner: "REALLY?"
male: "yeah, beautiful like the whitney biennial."

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