whiz 2 whiz

A.k.a. "zip 2 unzip"; a humorous way of referring to the act of dashing off into da woods for a moment to urinate.

It was a really hot day, and so I brought plenty of drinking-water with me when Tiffany and I went out for a relaxing stroll on a quiet country lane; da only prob was dat my internal workin's didn't seem to know enough to "hold onto da refreshing moisture" instead of just "dumping" it, and so I hadda whiz 2 whiz every fifteen minutes!

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