whore uniform

Originally coined by Chris Rock, a whore uniform is clothing that makes a man assume that the woman he is looking at is a prostitute, or at least a hoochie. It usually consists of and and/or all of the following (all clothing items prefixed with the word "tight"):

High heels
Very short skirt
Fishnet stockings
Tube top and/or tankini
Leather jacket
Excess of makeup
Overdone hair

If a woman has any of these characteristics she is not allowed by urban law to cause physical or verbal harm to a man that approaches her under the assumption that she is a prostitute.

The girl on the corner is wearing a whore uniform. Unfortunately, you can't judge a hooker - er, book - by it's cover.

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