When offline and you need an answer to anything, check wifepedia.
I don’t need the Internet. I’ve got wifepedia. She knows EVERYTHING.
The wife knows best ! Married men usually need to check with the wife on all facts from children birthdays to their own preferences!
We were out at dinner and before I could state my preference for a rare steak the Wifepedia ordered the Chicken Cesar Salad as apparently it's 'his favourite'!