wigan

wigan is crackhead central of greater manchester. yes we rule north west dont think otherwise u snobby keds. streets made out of weed n ket. its normal if ur a proper wiganner. not all of us like pies but theres a good chance most of us do. we carry rugby on our backs so feck off back t st helens 😷🤮

person 1: u coming gerrin on this bud w me tomorra?

person 2: ye where we gerrin it from

person 1: wigan

person 2: ahhhhh yes lads get it in bag

wigan

a place filled with crack eds and roadmen. enter at your own risk.

"Wigan is well dodgy"

Wiganed

Wiganed. (verb) - To do fuck all for a prolonged period before being saved by temporary brilliance. Comes from the football team Wigan Athletic F.C being shit all season until they really needed a win and beat Man Utd, Arsenal and Newcastle.

"I didn't study but I Wiganed that exam"

Wigan

(verb) To do fuck all for a period of time before being saved by temporary brilliance.

E.g "I didn't study but I Wiganed that test."

wiganer

another term for pie eater

look at that man, you can tell he's a wiganer

Wigan

Something that’s so surprising it’s cool. Amazing, brilliant, outstanding.

“Did you see Susan?”
“Yeah her nose job is wigan! She looks like a new person!”

Wigan

Verb - to accomplish nothing for a long period of time, only to overcome failure through sheer momentary brilliance.

Variations:
To do a Wigan
To pull a Wigan

"Wigan were looking like getting relegated, but then they beat Man United and Arsenal in the space of 5 days. And should have beaten Chelsea, but didn't thanks to, umm, debatable refereeing decisions."

"Yeah I went and passed the test."
"How? You spent the weeks before it getting drunk and watching TV."
"I guess I just pulled a Wigan on it."