wiiings

Redbull's alternative word for wings so they have a reason to not get sued for not actually giving people wings.

Me: I'm sueing you because it doesn't give me wings
Redbull: No, we said it gives you wiiings

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Wii Wii

(n)- A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
(n)- a Mispronounciation of The Nintendo Wii

1.) Chad, can i fondle with your Wii Wii on Saturday?
2.) Angela, do you have a Wii Wii?
3.) I'm gonna fuck your Wii Wii tommorow.
4.) Hey dad, can i have a Wii Wii for Christmas?
5.) Yes son, i'll get you a Wii Wii for Christmas and you and your friends can play with it.
6.) Let's do some boxing with my Wii wii
7.) Let's bowl with my Wii Wii
8.) Dude your Wii Wii is malfunctioning.
9.) We will play with your Wii Wii on the Wiikend.
10.) Let's have genital to genital connections with your Wii.

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wii

A mythical video game console where if you can buy it for $250, you can sell it for $400.

The Walmart was only 5 minutes away. When I called, they told me they had one Wii in stock, but couldn't hold it for me. I rushed over, but by the time I got there they had already sold it.

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Wii

Something you can't find.

Clueless Shopper, "Where are you're Wii's."

Clerk begins to laugh

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Wii

When two asians come to your door and say "we would like to play" then you let the two strangers in your house and play a game with them.

"Mom!! two asian strangers wanna come in so i can play a game with them!"

wii

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wii

"Wii" is the release name of the console codenamed Revolution by Nintendo Corporation due to be released in 2006.

It is pronounced similar to "we".

I'm going to play with my Wii.

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Wii

a sweet system that video game companies make shitty video games for

The Wii is a genious system and the best selling system of the fifth generation. However, other companies either don't make their games for it, or water it down to the bear minimum.

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