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A concept describing someone supporting the Idea of believing everything that is on the Wikipedia. A form of authoritarianism. Wikipedianists are people who worship Wikipedia. Usually pseudointellectuals thinking they are smarter because they read Wikipedia.
- Do you watch BBC?
- Yeah, it's one of the most reliable sources in the world. It told me that when I will get vaxxed i will get superpowers
- Where did you read that?
- On Wikipedia
- But do you know that that isn't reliable source, right? If you will continue believing everything here, that would mean you are becoming a Wikipedianist, someone supporting the idea of Wikipedianism
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A Religion naming Wikipedia as god, as it knows all knowledge of importance, and Myspace as Jesus, for it is followed by more than 120 thousand people world-wide. Other websites are named as apostles.
Baptist: Hey, Christianity bores me.
Wikipedian: Then come join my religion, Wikipedianism.
Baptist: What's that?
Wikipedian: (see above definition)
Baptist: WOW! I love Wikipedia and Myspace!
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Someone who spends a disturbingly long amount of time editing the site www.wikipedia.com, usually to protect pages they are interested in from vandalism and to keep them up to date.
This is usually done at the expense of other social activates like asking girls out, or talking to friends. And the seasoned wikipedian can often be seen fapping furiously after writing an article he considers to be particularly accurate.
Jenny: What do you do in your spare time?
Kearney: I'm a wikipedian, I recently corrected some glaring inaccuracies on the Captain Picard page!
Jenny: …okaaay *turns around*
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Religion naming Wikipedia as God, because it knows all important knowledge, and Myspace as Jesus, for it has over 120 million followers in several countries. Wikipedists are also known as Wikipedians and follow the basic wikipedian philosophy of Inclusionism, Exclusionism and Deletionism. Being a part of this religion one will often experience wikigasms as wikipedia is one erotic beast.
Guy1: Dude, all you do is edit wikipedia and myspace.
Guy2: I know, i am in love with them, but i don't have time for a girlfriend.
Guy1: Then join wikipedianism; i get a wikigasm like every five minutes, its amazing! Plus there's so much to learn from wikipedia.
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A wikipedian is someone who when they're in class won't shut the hell up. They tend to answer or elaborate on what the teachers says for no reason, when literally no one gives a single fuck.
symptoms of being a wikipedian are.
-Trying to teach the teacher
-Being annoying
-Often wearing glasses
-Repeating the sentence ''CAN I, CAN I ANSWER'' 53 times in a row
'somebody: CAN I CAN I ANSWER, CAN I ANSWER?'
oh lord i think somebody might be a wikipedian .
Someone who gives up their free time to help build an enormously useful internet project called Wikipedia that provides loads and loads free information about any topic you could think of, accessible to everyone who has internet access. Wikipedians are often critised for not having a life by trolls who copy their work when they're supposed to write about something.
<troll>: what did u do yesterday at 6 oclock?
<wikipedian>: I finished my work on the article x on Wikipedia
<troll>: omg omg ur a faggot i played pc games wif my friends coz im cool get a life <goes to Wikipedia and copies an article so that he wouldn't have to write an essay>
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The most highly-evolved form of pseudo-intellectual, correcting typos and writing about anime from their lofty ivory towers. Despite their claims to the contrary Wikipedians are an elitist cabal of pompous undergraduates, anime nuts and anal-retentives who derive meaning in their otherwise dull lives from incessantly editing and updating Wikipedia. All of the above can be confirmed by reading their biographical "user pages," where they display pedantic lists of their various heart-sinkingly inane interests in the same way a psychotic nutcase living in an attic would display shrunken heads.
Any changes to an article with which the Wikipedians disagree will throw them into confusion and panic, and it will be debated endlessly by them in their attempts to dissect and scrutinize every minutiae of human existence, no matter how worthless or trivial. This further strengthens their delusion that Wikipedia is an actual encyclopedia with any educational worth rather than a glorified video-gaming rumour mill.
A Wikipedian is the kind of person who sees a typo in an unthinkably obscure Wikipedia article at 3 in the morning, corrects it and feels really proud of himself. Console yourself with the fact that at least you're not like them.
Unless you are one of them, in which case you should probably get back to Wikipedia to write an article listing anime characters with "z" in their names or whatever the hell it is you people like to do.
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