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Wilfing

Surfing the Web with no particular purpose, often due to extreme boredom. Derived from the phrase Wwilf(meaning "What was I looking for?").

Person 1:"Hey, aren't you meant to be checking up on our homework assignment?"

Person 2: No, sorry. I'm Wilfing.

by Memasa April 10, 2007

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Wilfing

Bringing up a random a topic or subject for no damn rhyme or reason.

Clayton: Grace texted me and was like "I'm getting in the shower" and i'm like "Can I get in with you"
Me: Wilfing

by Shady Brady April 4, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


wilf

Wife I would like to fuck.

Look over at that wilf in Wal-Mart.

by coppertop December 13, 2003

546๐Ÿ‘ 258๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wilf

A Canadian five dollar bill. Also known as a Wilfy.

"Hey! You owe me a Wilf, eh?"
"How much is that poutine, friend?" "It's a Wilf."

by Sknarts November 30, 2011

78๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wilf

Someone who is a completely amazing person who will never ever give up on you, no matter what. They are caring, loving, (seemingly) innocent, and supportive. Usually, they have sandy blonde hair and big brown eyes with glasses. They are very intelligent creatures and will do well in an argument by using their sharp minds. If you make a reference to almost anything, they WILL get it. Wilfs are almost always full of energy and you can often find them dancing and bouncing around. They are not always willing to share their issues at first, but if you support them, like they do you, you will earn their trust and they will tell you in the end. They have a big heart, so if you find one, hold on tight and dont let go, because they will become one of the greatest people you'll ever meet.

If your called Wilf, I hope your day got just a little better xx

Ella: Someone just stole my heart...
Holly: It was wilf, wasn't it?

by EeBeeDoubleYou_42 May 3, 2020

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


wilf

"Wife I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A married women with no kids who you'd like to fuck.

"DAMN that's one hot piece of ass!" said Kohl

"Ya man, she's a WILF!" Reilly replied

by reiles January 4, 2009

147๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wilf

Walrus i'd like to fuck

man look at all those wilfs

by wilfmister October 1, 2010

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