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will towers

Will towers is an ard man, he mainly hangs out "wiv the gang"
The gang is a bunch of extremely "cool" boys who are rock ard. Not only do they vape and smoke but they gangbang underage girls, of course without consent because this is will tower's gang we are talking about. His haircut is a bowl cut because he can't afford a better one because he spent all his money on prostitutes and drugs. Will has his most prised possession hidden in his room, it is his cum sock, If anyone finds that it could be a couple years of cum to waste, and he wasn't letting that happen sso he didn't hide it in his room, of course not, he hid it in his basement, along with all of his drugs and the underage girls he has kidnapped wiv da gang.

"Will towers gangbang underage girls without consent and hides his cumsock in his basement"

by I_speak_nothing_but_the_truth December 6, 2019


tower

A computer's CPU, often shaped like a small tower.

There's something wrong with the slot on the tower. My CD-ROM got stuck.

by pentozali January 21, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


towering

Going into a store and stacking items in the middle of the aisle forming a tower. You then take a picture next to the tower with your hands in a point above your head.

dude we went towering this weekend and it was so much fun, we almost got kicked out of the store.

by sully4295 December 21, 2011

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in the tower

1. When someone goes on a shooting spree, such as Columbine or Virginia Tech.

Coined when in 1966 when the University of Texas tower sniper shooting happened, one of the first and deadliest mass shootings, which the shooter went "in (top of the) the tower" and shot random people on the ground.

2. When someone loses their head and does something crazy and/or that they regret, violent or non-violent.

Someone in the tower may hurt themselves and/or others.

1. The Columbine shooters were in the tower when the massacre happened.

2. -"I just blew $10000 in Vegas"
-"You were in the tower, time to get out"

Jocks who bully students are in the tower.

Someone who makes up a cover story to get his/her own way is in the tower.

If you're lonely and depressed, you might be in the tower.

A self-mutilator is in the tower.

A heroin addict is in the tower.

Abusive parents are in the tower.

Dubya is in the tower.

War veterans who turn to drinking after returning to the US are in the tower.

People who drive without a license or insurance are in the tower.

One who cheats on income tax is in the tower.

Criminals and gangbangers are in the tower.

Wildfire victims are in the tower.

Stress at work can cause somoene to temporarily be in the tower.

Stiffler's in the tower, especially when he fucks the grandma.

Maybe we're all in the tower at some points in our lives.

by ticket tower June 12, 2007

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towered

When you, or someone else, is incredibly drunk, stoned, or both...

"How towered were you last night??" "You towered yet?"
"Oh I'm so towered already"

by Foam Fans August 29, 2006

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Towering

Scamming the state out of money.

I was towering all that Overtime this weekend.

by Father Ham Ham March 26, 2018

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Towers

An addicting Yahoo! game in the same vein as Tetris in which players manage their stack of colored blocks by making rows and simultaneously undermining their opponents structure.

Mom: Your dinner is getting cold!
Me: Hold on i have to finish this Towers game!

by Rahul Yukich February 12, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž