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Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.
"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"
Has a huge cube head, looks like fucking Frankenstein.
“Ayo, is that Frankenstein?”
“Nah, that’s William Palmer and his stupid fucking noggin”