willy cheese

Willy cheese is all the extra parts of sperm and cum around the guys penis. It is called cheese as it is all the stuff thats been left for a while and stinks.

girl "wats that "
guy "what"
"that by you balls?"
"oh thats cheese"
"why is there cheese on your knob?"
"no its willy cheese "

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pickled willy cheese

When a man has collected dick cheese and pickled it.

Jimmy:" I fancy some pickled willy cheese."
Tim:"Would you like some if mine? It's Brent pickling for 4 months."
Jimmy:"Oh gee oh golly yes please!"

cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set

its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly

jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off

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