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A small city in Eastern, NC full of citizens who view themselves as very big fish in a very small pond, and whose egos stretch from Atlantic Beach to Boone. Living in Wilson means you may have a decent amount of money but you feel it necessary to tell everyone how much money you have because deep down you’re self conscious that you inherited almost everything you own rather than working for it like most residents of a real city.
Let’s stack two styrofoam cups and ride around Wilson, NC with a cocktail while we look at the whirligigs. Afterward, we can eat BBQ at Parker’s, buy some overpriced preppy clothes at Hilton’s, and finally cheat on our spouses while pretending that no one in this town ever shares secrets!
Possibly the worst town in America. There's a Wal-Mart and...well, that's about it.
Yo man. Let's go to the Luna Bean in Wilson, NC and pick on the emo fags!
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