Wilted Wobblers

Once magnificent cantaloupes firm and perky, the years have not been kind to them. Sagged and deflated beyond their former selves they are now wilted wobblers

Binding them is the only way to make them resemble their former splendor

Either that or a really good push up bra to create that shelf look again

These wilted wobblers would well and truly fail the pencil test

Dude 1: Remember that fox from work with the great rack?

Dude 2: Yeah such a great set.

Dude 1: Turns out they are just wilted wobblers. Dude 2: Wow that was some bra she had creating that shelf look