When you're taking a shit and the tip of your dick touches the inside of the porcelain rim.
So very skeeved out right now. I was dropping bombs and just felt the window's kiss.
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Luring people to their windows with promises of goods or surprises only to kiss them gently and prance away without providing said goods or surprises.
When I feel just a little low I go window kissing. I just lay a hundred dollar bill on a window seal and wait for someone to come and collect. Then and only then do I pull the money away and plant a sweet little kiss on them.
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