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Window Dressing

The act of filling in your Outlook with many important people's names just to look busy. Pretending you are busy by adding a lot of meetings to your calendar so that people know you are the smartest, coolest, and most productive man on the team.

Are you really busy or is that just Window Dressing?

Dude, the last two days I've been JDTBM but look at my Outlook man...serious Window Dressing.

by Ms.Bg July 11, 2008

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window dressing

(n.) window dressing is the act of disguising a loan by taking money in exchange for the use of a business' asset(s). It shows on the financial statements that the company has both the money AND the asset, making the profits much larger when in reality it has restricted or no use of the asset. The extended definition of money laundering puts window dressing into a legal grey area, whereby it is not perfectly legal, but not illegal enough to build a real case against.

Everyone, from large companies trying to improve their profits, to hustlers on the street wanting extra cash in thier pockets is in to window dressing.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

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window dress

Using shop windows (or other public windows) to check appearance and to style hair.

example 1:
a: How did your date go last night?
b: Ah it didn't start too well, I was late so I had to window dress on the way!

example 2:
a: He always has to window dress when we are out, its so embarrassing...
b: One time he did it through someones car door - without noticing the people sitting inside!

by Mikey_C October 16, 2008

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Window dressing

The act of masturbating and finishing onto a hotel's curtains. It's the only thing they don't change when they clean.

I checked in early and found a dripping window dressing.

I window dressed at my hotel because I didn't want to use my one clean towel.

by Curtain cum August 30, 2018

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Window Dressing

When two females pull there meat sheets together while scissoring

I was never the same after I walked in and found my girlfriend and step mom window dressing...

by Drape Vapor May 29, 2023