Winking owl

The image one sees when looking up at a woman in yoga pants who is climbing with one leg perched above the other

As Sarah was mountain climbing above me I looked up and seen her winking owl.

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Winking Owl

Also known as just “the Owl,” a brand of cheap ass wine that is sold at Aldi stores in states where it is legal to do so. Can be found at under four bucks a bottle, and at up to 13.5% alcohol. Produced in California, likely by illegal Mexican workers.

Best bought in quantities of three bottles or more at a time due to the variety of flavors. The types that don’t taste completely awful are the Chardonnay, the Cabernet, and the Shiraz.

One of the worst tasting wines out there, but it comes in real bottles, is classier than Four Loko, and one bottle will get you shitfaced enough for the night!

At the house party, the broke law student drank Winking Owl straight from the bottle because Vladdy and Four Loko are so undergrad.

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