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what CHARLIE SHEEN is

“I'm Not Bipolar, But Bi-Winning”

"Well, I mean, first of all come Wednesday morning they’re gonna rename it Charlie Bros. and not Warner Bros. Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."

""I have cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself... It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. "

“Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”

“I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’.”

“Oh wait, can’t process it. Losers. Winning. Buh bye.”

by kboogie77 March 1, 2011

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Winning

1. what CHARLIE SHEEN is
2. Winning is a constant state of enjoying life. It does not end, otherwise one was not truly winning to begin with. Hence, the suffix "ing"
3. It can be seen as an antonym of "hating" as the two often collide but "winning" is often exclusive. "Hating" relies on someone to "hate", one that is "winning" will do as he pleases regardless of what others have to say. When one is "winning" there is no bringing him down therefore haters are rendered powerless.

"Well, I mean, first of all come Wednesday morning they’re gonna rename it Charlie Bros. and not Warner Bros. Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."

Hater:Winning in what sense? Because some would say you're defeated now.
Charlie Sheen: They can say that but what kind of cars are they driving? What kind of girls are in their homes? ... Yeah, I said girls.

by Skad8erateher March 26, 2011

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Winning

A philosophy of life where defeat is not an option. A way to emphasize an event you consider positive. Popularized by the actor/philosopher Charlie Sheen.

The sun is shining on me, winning!

That's some great crack cocaine, winning!

by DetoxTV March 3, 2011

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Winning

1.) When "Tiger Blood" courses though one's veins.
2.) Achieving absolute victory.
3.) Pounding seven gram rocks every night.
4.) When one is a "high priest Vatican assassin warlock"
5.) When one is using an unavailable drug called "Charlie Sheen." If one trys said drug once, the user will die. Their face will melt off and their children will weep over their exploded body.
6.) When one's brain is not from this terrestrial realm, and cannot be handled by anyone but Charlie Sheen for five minutes before the receiving party says, "Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard."

I win here, I win there... I'm Bi-Winning!

by Skim Shady March 12, 2011

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Winning

Something you're doing if you're Charlie Sheen.

1.“The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning
2."Winning. Buh-bye."

by Argonian_Pride March 2, 2011

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Winning

Another term for wanking made by bajancanadian

All I do is win win win no matter what cos my name is mat
When I walk up in the building everybody's dacks go up
Winning is when you wank

by Winner987654321 March 24, 2012

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Winning

Charlie Sheen

Charlie sheen is not bi-polar, he is bi-winning

by j4itz! March 3, 2011

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