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winter syndrome

when a males balls hang lower than his dick.

ha ha grant, you got winter syndrome! pin dick!

by anonymous9669 October 12, 2007


Winter Break Syndrome

The feeling of disappointment when one's dream that their expectations for a fun and relaxing winter break is shattered by the reality that it is boring as hell.

Symptoms include:
1. Copious amounts of laptop usage
2. Sleeping as much as humanly possible, or superhumanly if one is particularly sloth-like
3. Mass texts to friends to see what they are doing
4. Watching movies with parents only to be asked every 5 minutes "I fell asleep, who is that person?"
5. Family relatives you could ignore at school swarm over you en masse, destroying any privacy you hoped to have

Mass Text: Suffering winter break syndrome, save me...

by Icky Sicky Vicky December 21, 2010


Winter Titty Syndrome

Winter Titty Syndrome (WTS) occurs when a combination of cold air and friction from shirts rub against the chest area. Most commonly, the chest area becomes dry and chapped, often itchy.

"Winter Titty Syndrome is best cured with the blood of baby seals!", says Sarah Palin.

by SteveBoat The DreamBoat January 10, 2010

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Winter Weakness Syndrome

ˈwintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm

1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.

3. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.

2. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.

Ben: "Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman."

Kris: "Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again."

Ben: "Well, at least it's finally summer."

by HurleySurfer618 June 19, 2012


Winter Weakness Syndrome

wintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm

noun

1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.

2. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.

3. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.

Person 1: Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman.

Person 2: Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again.

Person 1: Well, at least it's finally summer.

by Hurleysurfer618 November 23, 2012

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