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If your partner doesn't clean up your spunk after jerking you off. You let the cum dry until it becomes crusty/flaky. Once it is dry, you flake it off onto your unsuspecting victim and yell "Winter Wonderland!"
That bitch didn't clean up so I gave her a Winter Wonderland!
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When a substantial area is covered with snow, ice and frigid temperatures. Usually happens in northern areas during winter time. Don’t listen to those ratchet ass definitions involving sexual acts, life’s too short for that shameful sh@t.
Matt: Man, that cold front sure turned out neighborhood into a winter wonderland:
Zachary: Yes it did! Hell yea!!!
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The place your friends told you you were all going that one night in high school. You followed them and they took you to a club. Flashing your fake IDs, you proceeded to absent-mindedly wander into the bathroom and ask, "Is this the Winter Wonderland?" To which they respond, "Not yet." while Whipping out a bag of white powder. they pour the substance over the counter and use the fake ID's to shape them into linear mounds. When asked who was going to go first, you volunteered. Knowing what to do from pop culture, you lower your head and inhale through your nose. Asking once more if you have reached the Winter Wonderland, Jeremy, the hot jock replies "Yes, Yes we are."
The dimension you find yourself in on a cocaine high
"No", said Garrett, but I have always wanted to go back to that Winter Wonderland
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When a prostitute (of either gender) puts a gram of cocaine into their ass crack and proceeds to fart it into one's nose, a Winter Wonderland occurs.
"A Winter Wonderland really is an inefficient use of cocaine, but is nonetheless rather enjoyable."
- Professional Hedonist
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Winter Wonderland is another term for a bukkake session. Basically it is when many men shower one women with sperm until she is cover in a "wonderland" of semen.
Dude, I went over to Carl's the other day, and we had ourselves a winter wonderland with her wife!
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A grey haired yet sexually attractive older woman.
Mike looked Brenda up and down. She was a fine winter wonderland.
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The phenomenon in which a person begins to see the cold, the snow and the gray sky as beautiful. Often they will describe the cold as "invigorating", the snow as "crystal blue" and the frigid season as "cozy". The use of these descriptors for the early months of the year is, in fact, diagnostic for this malady. The only effective treatment is a move to a warmer clime.
Lesley (euphorically giggling) "I love the crunch of the crystal blue snow under my feet when I walk to my car. The season is so invigorating! Tonight I want to stay in and make cocoa for the whole neighborhood!"
"That's it. You have to see a professional. You have winter wonderland psychosis."
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