wired tight

The highest state of organization and readiness. Having multiple redundant systems in place. Having everything in working order and planning ahead for any possible issue or scenario. The opposite would be "not being wired tight".

An affirmation of wired tight to another person can be communicated verbally as "dude, you a freaking wired tight", or non-verbally by using a hand gesture in the shape of a "W" followed by a "closed fist".

Latest real example of Wired Tight is the planning, organization and the execution of "Penn Trip 2014".

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Tramonte, these sleeping quarters are wired tight!

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Shit Wired Tight

SHIT WIRED TIGHT: adjective/noun

The highest state of organization and readiness. Not too be confused with NOT having your shit wired tight, the opposite of having your shit wired tight.

#1 Big Jay Cliburn showed up at the island a day early with a carton of Winston cigarettes, 10 cases of light beer from Milwaukee's Best (iced down), eggs, bacon, a Mapp gas torch, and a .45; that guy has his SHIT WIRED TIGHT (SWT) unlike his son aka JUNIOR aka SIMBA aka Littles.

#2 de Roode and Stallings showed up with all of their gear at the boat dock on time with beer iced down, tenderloins marinating and fishing gear rigged.

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