wisconsin construction worker

Someone who works as a construction worker in the state of Wisconsin, and can't fix shit as far as roads go. Usually fucking up the flow of traffic with sloppy sign and barrel arrangements designed ultimately for you to fail while venturing through this beautiful land we call wisconsin.

Road worker: Hey wisconsin construction worker want to help me fix this road since it has been like this for over 6 months or so?

Wisconsin Construction Worker: Nah man fuck this shit, I'm from wisconsin. Why don't you kick that dirt around over there and move these rocks so we can go get shit faced and watch the brewers game?

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