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James: You look pretty, Priscilla.
Priscilla: Thank you!
James: Pretty damn ugly! (Laughs)
A classic James wisecrack. James is a wisecracker.
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Somehow being smart and cool at the same time, but being an annoying piece of shit.
"Yo bro, see that kid? He loves wisecracking."
"I gotcha bro, let's meet at the parking lot. I come from the right, you come from the left. Let's beat up this asshole."
"That's what I like to hear! Up top!"
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A crack that is wise. No, not the drug.
(most effective if a straight face is kept)
Bill: "Hey guys i got some sweet new k-swiss"
John: " yea dude, those K-swiss you have there are totally sweet."
Bill: "hey thanks!"
John: "Wow"
10 minutes later...
Bill: "hey dude was that a wisecrack??"
John: Not at all man. Wisecrack? I dont even know what that is.
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A dude who starts slinging insults after he's had a few brews (such as budweiser).
BUD WISECRACKER: Hey, Pamela, you got some nice titties on ya! Come over here and let me suck on your nips!
PAMELA: Shut up, Asshole!
BUD WISECRACKER: What are you lookin' at Tommy.
SMASH!!! Tommy's fist knocks out all of Bud's front teeth and sends him on a snooze cruise.
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Hey, Michael... Michael do one on Havana Syndrome... Do one on the thing... Looklooklook, I'm you! I'm YOU Michael!
Michael Iam "Is Havana Syndrome a bleak and dystopian attempt at covering up the weaponized schizophrenia Hym Iam from Urban Dictionary warned us about OR... IS THE SOLUTION... My leftist fucking political nonsense? Because that's all I do, right? I just ask 'Is it this or is it that' questions. Is it THIS or is it THAT? Who knows!? What a fucking mystery! We can't possibly draw any concrete conclusions and we CERTAINLY can't act on our ethical presuppositions. So... Something-Something liberal ink-poop! Watch as the bodies pile up because everyone is too stupid and stubborn to admit that a *insert euphemism for bad person* was RIGHT and that we were WRONG and are basically retarded in comparison to Hym! Tune in for our next episode of Wisecracked so I can feint ignorance while people needlessly suffer. Something-something... See you next time." 😘👍
Being smart and cool at the same time, but also being an annoying piece of shit.
"Hey bro, see that kid? He loves wisecracking."
"I gotcha bro, meet you at the parking lot. Let's get 'im."
"That's what I like hearing, man. Up top."
Being smart and cool at the same time, but also being an annoying piece of shit.
"Yo bro, see that kid over there? He loves wisecracking."
"I gotcha bro, you come from the left side, I come from the right. Let's beat this prick up."
"That's what I like to hear. Meet you at the parking lot. Up top!"