Random
Source Code

wish.com blumpkin

When you can’t get anyone to give you an actual blumpkin so you are forced to jerk off whilst taking a shit which is a cheap knock-off of a blumpkin, hence a wish.com blumpkin.

Shane couldn’t convince Keith to come over and give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a wish.com blumpkin.

by Larry Fromish April 11, 2021

3👍 1👎