wishboned it

to watch the show "Wishbone" instead of doing required reading.

Did you read the "Tale of Two Cities?"

Naw man I wishboned it

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wishboneing

The state or feel of desiring sexual progression/action with an individual; wanting some; wanting more.

"She cuddled with him for two hours last night. They were so wishboneing!"

"I just kept looking at his hot body. I was majorly wishboneing."

" We've been kissing for a while noe, just hooking up, on and off. Man am I wishboneing. I want all of his body and I want it now."

" My boyfriend's been gone for a month now. I am harcore wishboneing."

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Wishbone

v. A prank pulled on a friend that involves two people sneaking up on the person and each grabbing a different leg. Both pull forcefully in different directions like one would on a wishbone from an Thanksgiving turkey. This causes severe pain the the groin and loins.

"Hey man, whats wrong?" James asked Henry who was rubbing his groin in a painful manner.
"I just got wishboned!"

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wishbone

1. a forked bone in front of the breastbone in a bird consisting chiefly of the two clavicles fused at their median or lower end.

2. football formation, a variation of the T formation in which the halfbacks line up farther from the line of scrimmage than the fullback does.

Willis and Arnold broke the wishbone at Thanksgiving dinner.

If I were a football coach I would run the wishbone.

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wishbone

A woman on top gently riding her man's cock after he came because the sex is so hot she doesn't want to stop. But he can't keep up.

I wanted to keep going, but he needed to rest first, so I kept myself busy doing some wishbone. Wishes do come true!

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Wishbone

By rolling two blunts together as one creates the "Wishbone" (A bone you wish you can smoke all the time). Using Game brand blunts have better results. Slang terms include, Wishboning, Pole Vaulting, and Phoning Home.

I could really go for a wishbone right about now, Yo you wanna go Pole Vaulting tonight?, Hey freddy you wanna phone home lata? Nahh i cant i have no service...

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Wishbone

The Wishbone is an act of love making which involves more than one person with at least one male partner in play. During the infancy of the act, it is the goal of the male partner(s) to stimulate his/their genitalia. As the arousal reaches near its climax, it is the responsibility of the male(s) to direct the sexual member(s) at the pre-designated collaborator – preferably a female to boast a distinguishable contrast from the remaining party – in order to coat this individual with a “shower of overwhelming win” (see Wikipedia’s entry on “bukkake”). After the showering has been completed, the next stage of the proceedings involves a strike to the left eye of the aforementioned collaborator with the objective of leaving a noticeable bruise. These initial three phases are in preparation for the fourth and final phase. At this point in the act, character parts are specified to each affiliate in the gathering – with the showered upon member as the lead – from a tale of classical literature for role-playing with the purpose of drawing parallels from the aforesaid literature and any experienced dilemmas in the affiliates’ lives in the same fashion as the children’s television show, Wishbone, with the possible intention of a therapeutic outlet. It should be noted that the goal of the shower of overwhelming win and strike to the left eye is to duplicate the appearance of the Jack Russell Terrier in the leading role of the series.

Friend #1: “So what did you do last night?”
Friend #2: “I got together with a couple of the guys and our special lady friend, and we Wishboned.
Friend #1: “Wait, what does “Wishboned” mean?”
Friend #2: “Look it up on Urban Dictionary; it’s where I got the idea from.”
(minutes later)
Friend #1: “Oh wow, did someone seriously turn Wishbone into a creepy sexual fetish?”
Friend #2: “Yeah, and what’s wrong with that? You shouldn’t knock it 'til you’ve tried it.”
Friend #1: “First of all, no thanks. And to answer your question, despite the fact that this entry fits the definition of wrong, the person that wrote it seemed to have probably spent a disturbing amount of time to make this sound pretty eloquent.”
Friend #2: “Oh yeah? Big deal. He can do what he wants because this is America.”
Friend #1: “Alright, that was strangely patriotic, so I’ll allow it.”

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